Lubes, Lotions, Cremes & Bath

Not that Miss Muffin isn't lovely on her own...but a little breath mint down there can't hurt. Our strawberry mint flavored “Tingly” cream is by far the ladies first pick. It does so much, enhances your sensation on ‘muffin’ and the ‘little man in the boat‘, lubricates like silk, and makes you taste delicious! Share this zinger with your favorite partner, or keep it your little secret. Can also be used with latex toys. Our Strawberry Mint Tingle Cream is a delicious water based arousal cream. It can be used for either for the man or the woman. It's particularly nice on the little man in the boat for clitoral stimulation, and can also be used on the man's unit and/or behind his 'twins' ha ha.

Like nothing you’ve tried before. Also great for men and 'man-scaping' ha ha. This really helps to reduce razor-burn dramatically. Tons of great customer comments on this product. Our super moisturizing, non-foaming body shave cream can be used on legs, underarms, and is a must for the bikini area. Just put a nickel sized dollop of it in your hands, smooth over wet legs and bikini area and start shaving.

Now with Ginseng and Pheromones! Awesome for TATTOOS! Our rich body hydrating splash can be used as a conditioner on damp skin. A wonderful nail treatment and a great after sun therapy when you are tanning. Try it as a make-up remover. Deliciously sweet scent smells like a spa with Mint.

This edible body dust comes with a teasing feather. Can be dusted on any body part and comes in Chocolate Raspberry.

This flavored moisturizing crème is a real attention getter! When applied to your ‘finer points’ turns the ‘headlights’ on! Tastes yummy.

We call it, the “get it over quick rub”. This edible warming lotion is perfect for ‘strategic massage”. Slippery, warm and tastes great! (Bonus, it numbs your tongue slightly!) The bottle says 'Honey Butter Kiss' but the flavor is like a Butter Rum lifesaver, yum!

Watching your waistline? Here is a guilt-free hand & body dessert. This is just one of a few of the flavored body items available to satisfy your sweet tooth! Vit E and Shea butter make your hands feel silky smooth and soft.

This is the new technology in lubricant! Medical grade silicone is super slick and is non-staining. An amazingly slippery lube for when more than your sense of humor is dry! Also perfect for intimate water fun. Please do not use with other silicone products.

Helps to temporarily bring back that snug feeling for Muffin. Holy cow, don’t use too much! This stuff REALLY works…! Wonderful if his ‘unit’ is on the ‘petite side’ and leaves you lacking that feeling of fullness. Gives both of you extra sensation. Pat it on wrinkles...some people notice a temporary, but welcome difference. Give it a try.

You're with a 'Minute Man'...ready in a minute, done in a minute, and you need a minute to catch up! A minty desensitizing crème that prolongs his activities. Rub a bit of this on ‘Rambo’ and it slows the boy down!